He also said he was tired of the woman spying on him so he brutally beat her and sliced her throat. “I would do it again,” Zommer said for jail Wednesday. “It was kind of fun. You see, when it was done I went home and ate and I went back and made the house look like a robbery. I was in there for a while.” Zommer said it was easy to forget about the crime.

“What purpose do I have to live, to drive a Saturn around and smoke crack all my life?” Zommer said.

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